What Matters To Me....

vexwerewolf:

vulgarmaw:

vampireghostknight:

vulgarmaw:

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

YOU have obtained:

• 🔥 ×1

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

blatantescapism:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

sedgewick-gayble:

mino2aur:

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

– caveman about to invent the spear

anxietyproblem:

inthefallofasparrow:

foundfamilynonsense:

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

i-am-a-fish:

for anyone who needs words of assurance (me) you’ve got this.

I will now reread my own post

shubbabang:

identitty-dickruption:

way too many disabilities still exist in the public consciousness as “childhood illnesses”, and that majorly contributes to the infantilisation we’re subjected to